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FROM THE PHONE BOOTH: The Smallest Space in  Hollywood

	FINEFROCK

Absolute Zero Plus Gore
1/293 Ain’t A Problem
by Steve Finefrock - Hollywood Forum [scriptwriter] 12/28/07

Temperature’s a risin’.  Political as well as global. The warmin’ ‘n smarmin’ is getting twenty feet deep, even if the IPCC denies water levels will rise that high. The malarkey factor is deeper than kudzu, as the kudzu of global warming ‘calculations’ overcome and chokes out the arguments that don’t fit Pope Gore.  Challenge the Pope?  Ain’t ya heard of the Doctrine of Papal Infallibility?

Try some Absolute Math as you examine the almost one-degree Centigrade/Celsius rise in average global temperature in the past few decades.

One degree as a ‘percentage’ of the earlier range of global heat levels is seen as one out of sixty degrees or so, on the Fahrenheit scale, or one of twenty degrees on the Celsius scale.  Scientists use the gradations of heat designed by a scientist named Celsius, using one-hundred notches between the point of water freezing/thawing (0 C.) and the point where it evaporates/boils (100 C.).

Thus, a hundred ‘gradations’ equals centigrade.  
 

Then came cryogenics, ignored by Gore’s boring rant, and his ‘consensus’ concubine of cherry-picked chuckles.  The typically ‘normal’ temperature of 20 degrees Centigrade, which in America equals 68 degrees Fahrenheit, fits the science mode, and makes the ‘relative’ or proportionate rise seem enormous: five percent in a decade!  That is if you think – erroneously, and ignorantly, but we’re all ignorant, just about different things, said Mark Twain – temperature begins at zero.  But there’s another Zero – ABSOLUTE ZERO, which is when all molecular activity ends in a perfect gas.
 
Along the Celsius/Centigrade scale, one must go down, DOWN, DOWN and even further DOWN almost three times the distance between freezing and boiling water to reach all molecular action’s ceasing, and seizing. This is a theoretical limit, not yet reached – for only a dead Universe could achieve true Absolute Zero. But, the scientists have come close, within a few degrees, with such exotic bits as liquid air, liquid nitrogen, liquid hydrogen and the super-cold liquid helium. This created a new scale, Kelvin, at which the perfect gas’ cessation of molecular activity happens at OK – not okay, but zero-Kelvin.
 
It is from that ‘zero’ one must measure the relative rise of temperature.  From that true, honest starting point – there’s a thought, an ‘honest’ scientific measurement, Herr Gore – and by that measure, we’ve not see the past decades’ increase in worldwide heat levels over five percent, or even one percent, but that percentage calculated by dividing one by 293 [the Kelvin measure].  What percentage increase in our planetary heat is thus found by this accurate mathematical measure?

0.3413%

That is radically different than five percent – it’s one-third of one-fifth that lying math presented by Gore’s acolytes.  Remember your multiplication of fractions?

That’s one-fifteenth of his claim, meaning Gore’s believers are in error by a factor of fifteen times greater increase than is the true, Absolute-Zero Kelvin-Standard of measure.
 
Which leads us to another factor that may be responsible, dismissed out of hand by the GoreManiacs: SOLAR HEATING, which has been consistently one percent greater in the past few decades than its traditional, longterm prior level.  Over several decades, one percent each year greater than the trendline in earlier decades do add up.  It’s enough for our temperature to have risen well more than one degree Centigrade. Yet….
 
Yet it has not quite reached a single C-degree rise. The conclusion?  Hard to say, but maybe CO2 rise has actually BUFFERED GLOBAL WARMING – not provable, but no less provable than Gore’s pretensions to scientific accuracy.  When it comes to understanding the true scale of heat measurement, that of the Absolute Zero starting point, Gore and Co. are mathematical, logical and ethical zeros. Neither OK as in okay, or OK as competent to Kelvin’s zero-startpoint.
 
Morons.  Pretenders.  Whose didactic holy book, “An Inconvenient Truth” just never consulted anyone who disagreed with their theme.  Remember the “400” and the two thousand?  The first just now showed up, after Gore’s two-grand of “consensus” scientists was never examined by the media, yet is a list including many non-climatologists, and most are hacks for the environmental wackos.  The ‘vetting’ has eagerly begun against the recent “400” doubters, of course – a full-body-cavity search is in progress.
 
Mr. Kelvin, meet Mr. Gore – an absolute zero when doing climatological mathematics.  I’ll go with Kelvin, the left goes with Gore.  The Kelvin scale is the true measure of proportionate rise of earth’s Btu’s – British thermal units – as compared with the Gore-Scale of massive error.
 
There’s a potential, entertaining new unit of non-scientific measure: the “G” representing error squared, even cubed, by a political square whose cubed-head was rejected by the voters, but embraced by the Nobel committee and Hollywood.  There’s no Kelvin in HWD – but lots of Gore and gall.  Try Kelvin instead – solar heating alone should have given us one percent of 393K which would be 3.93 degrees minimal rise [C!] in the past decades.

Yet is hasn’t – explain that, Pope Gore.  Kelvin is far more worthy of infallibility than the Gore Scale.  When the sun’s output returns to normal, we may find the arrival of global cooling – and polar bears galore.  When they start eating more seal pups, there will be a whole new wailing and whining.  Then the ‘solution’ will be to BURN COAL and turn up the natural gas production.
 
Just to save the planet.  Then, I could be wrong – a nice thought for Gore to consider once in a while.  And for consideration by voters in Iowa and New Hampshire’s cold precincts – which are, at their coldest, still around 373 degrees Kelvin.  Try absolute math, before you pronounce absolute truths, which could lead to policy of absolute destruction to our economy. ExileStreet

copyright 2007 Steve Finefrock

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